Some time ago I decided to label Fridays, FUNNY Fridays. I did this with what I shared above, in mind, we want to enjoy life. I love to laugh and I think most of us don’t do it enough. With that in mind, Friday is dedicated to sharing education, wisdom and words on laughter. Many times, that simply means I’m sending you things to make you laugh out loud. IT’s FUNNY Friday, laugh a little. It’s the BEST medicine!
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THE TWENTY DOLLAR BILL
“Okay, that’ll be $20,” said the cashier as he scanned my item.
“What!?” I shouted. “But it says $10 on the wrapper?”
“Yes, I know it says that on it, but it’s actually 20.”
“Fine,” I said, as I begrudgingly handed him the cash.
“Ummm, excuse me maam,” the man slid the bill back across the counter. “You’ve handed me a ten dollar bill.”
“Yes, I know it says 10 on it, but it’s actually a 20.”
LOL!!!
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THE BIBLE
A lady is sitting on a plane, reading her bible.
The guy next to her asks about Jonah. Very sarcastically he says, “Give me a break! Tell me how on a earth could a guy live in a whale’s belly? It’s not possible! I don’t buy any of it! Actually, I don’t buy most of what’s in that book. It’s just not possible! Do you really believe that stuff?
She replies, “Yes, I do.”
He says, “You actually BUY that?? Come on! A guy living in a whale’s belly! How is that possible?!
She calmly replies, “I guess I’ll just ask him when I get to heaven.”
“Well, what if he isn’t IN heaven?” says her sarcastic fellow traveler .
“Then I guess you’ll need to ask him.”
Oh my…..
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THE BANK
A man goes into a bank and asks the cashier to check his balance, so the cashier pushes him over.
Hee hee hee….