Three elderly women, ages 94, 92 and 90 lived together as roommates. The 94 year old went upstairs to take a bath. She ran her bath water, disrobed and stopped. She yelled downstairs, “Help! I can’t remember if I was getting in to the tub or getting out of the tub!” The 92 year old replied, “No worries, I’ll come up and help you.” She got half way up the stairs and stopped. She looked down the stairs and said, ‘I can’t remember if I was going up the stairs or coming down the stairs.” The 90 year old just shook her head and rolled her eyes. She said, “I’m so glad I’m not losing it like you guys, knock on wood.” as she knocked on the wood table she was standing next to. “I’ll come up and help both of you… just let me see who’s at the door first.”
Harry, at the age of 90-years-young, decided to go to the gym for exercise. After consulting with one of the trainers, Harry decided to try out a steep treadmill. “Ok”, said the trainer “I’m going to set it for ten minutes, if you want to go longer just press start again.” At first Harry was doing fine but after 5 seconds he started getting tired, and after a minute he stepped off gasping for breath. Walking to the side to sit down, he passed by a friend of his. “Man”, said Harry. “I could barely last a full minute on that treadmill.” “Alright alright”, said his buddy, “no reason to brag!”
Herman, age 91, was driving down the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, ”Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there is a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!” Herman responded, ”I know, but there isn’t just one, there are hundreds!”
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